3 Dwarfs are captured by trolls and are asked to go out into the woods and gather 10 peices of fruit each for a trial. The first one comes back with 10 apples and they give him the task of putting them up were they usually come out of (you know what I mean), without showing any emotion. He got the first one in then winced with pain on the second and he was killed. The second one came back with berries and got 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9 and the he laughed and was killed.
They met at the graveyard and the first dwarf asked the 2nd. "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it."
The second said, "I couldn't help it I saw the third guy comming with Pineapples."
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And the Christ said to his disciples "I shall grant you eternal Salvation" ! The disciples fell to their knees and replied "Give us Kings n00b" !
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A gnome walks into a bar. The bartender had a jar of cash and was hosting a contest to see who can make the tauren laugh, the gnome enters it and in moments the tauren falls to the ground laughing. The gnome collects his money and leaves, a few months later he comes back and there is another jar of cash waiting to collected. The contest this time was to make the same tauren cry. The gnome asks the bartender if he can have a moment with the tauren and the bartender allows him. Once again within a few moments the tauren is crying. When the gnome came to collect the money, the bartender asked how he did it. He replied, "First i told him my schlong was bigger, then i showed him it was true."
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hree wives are sitting on rocking chairs on the porch, when the first wife says "my husband is a rogue. He likes to do it from behind."
The second wife giggles and says "my husband is a warrior... and he has stamina to last ALL night!"
Both wives stop rocking, and look at wife #3. She starts turning an embarassed shade of red, and finally mutters...
"My husband is a mage... and I HATE Polymorph!"
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Yo Voidwalker so fat, you have to sacrifice him in segments....
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Q:How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
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Q: Why do warriors never get their weapons enchanted with pluss to intellect?
A: Because they dont want their weapons being smarter than they are.
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Two tauran are sitting at a bar. A female tauran passes by and the first tauran says "moo". The second tauran says "I was gunna say that!"
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warior vs priest, rogue wins (asta imi place xD)
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Happy WoW xmas
Jingle Bells / Undead smell / Tauren scream and yell,
Orcs are noobs / and trolls have boobs / and all the horde are gay, hey!
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Why are miners always looking for ores? Because they need something to stick thier pick in!
Wah ha ha!
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Yo' mommas so fat she jumped in the arena and got stuck.
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Yo' mommas so fat when she runs around Mulgore, Taurens try to mount her
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Yo' mommas so fat she IS the expansion
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Yo' mommas so fat she stands in Darnassus and says "WTB 40 portals to IF!!"
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A dwarven pirate walks into the Salty Sailor tavern with a steering wheel in his pants
Innkeeper: Oi mate, ya have a steerin' wheel in yar pants!
Dwarf: Arrrr, I know, it's drivin' me nuts!
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A tauren walks into Gadgetzan Inn with a huge foul-smelling sack
Tauren: Innkeeper I've an amazing deal for you - a whole sack of natural tauren fertilizer all yours for 5 gold!
the Innkeeper, seeing the inn patrons' disgust, draws a big boomstick and points at the Tauren.
Innkeeper: Listen here ox, I suggest you cut the bullcrap, stuff it and scramble before it gets messy!...
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There were three men wandering Tirisfal, a human, dwarf and gnome, who was ambushed by Forsaken and all their food, supplies and whatnots were stolen. So now they had nothing but the clothes on their body but still kept walking. Finally they arrived at the Scarlet Monastery and knocked on the door. An old abbess (Mother Superior) opens the door and wonders what they want.
The three men tell her of their misfortune and she finnaly says:
"No men with the tools to bring children to this world might enter this Monastery! Either chop it off and get in, or keep it and die out here." The men were baffled but after much debate, they decided to chop it. The dwarf went in and from him a terrible scream that sent the duskbats flying, was heard. The human went in but all that came from him was a small "ouch". Now the gnome was curious and asked the abbess what was going on.
"Why do they scream differently?" The abbess smiled.
"We cut them off after their proffessions! The dwarf was a blacksmith so we put his on an anvil and smashed it off... the human was a trauma surgeon so we just did a careful cut for him." Suddenly, the gnomes rolls on the floor laughing, unable to control himself!
"What's wrong? What's so funny?" asked the abbess. The gnome takes a breath and replies:
"Well... I work for Ironforge Icecream testing division..."
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Two warlocks and a paladin are on a boat, after a couple of hours the boat begins to sink, the three decide the only way to survive is for one of them to sacrifice themself. At that moment, Aeus appears, he says that he shall ask each of them one question, and the one who gets it wrong shall be thrown off the boat. The three agree to this. He asks the first warlock: "How long ago was the great war?" and the warlock replies: "About 50 years ago", "Correct!" says Aeus. He asks the second warlock: "Did a lot of people die in the great war?" and the second warlock replies "Yes", "Also correct!" says Aeus. He then turns to the paladin and says: "Name them!"
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Trade channel on RP-server: "LF rogue to open [pants] my zipper is stuck."
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What does a dead tauren say?
Boo!